The conspiracy theorist dating app advertising “unvaxxed sperm”

Transcript Transcribed by Laura M.

Courtney: Hello everyone and welcome back. My name is Courtney. I am here with my spouse, Royce, and together we are The Ace Couple. And I am so sorry for what we’re about to expose you to. I am so sorry! But I have got to talk about this utterly unhinged dating platform.

Royce: When did you find this? Because you’ve been wanting to do this episode for a little bit now.

Courtney: I mean, I think I really noticed and took an interest and started watching this platform in like February of this year. It was early 2025. But since then it has just gotten more and more absurd and it already started pretty bad. So I just couldn’t help myself, a couple months ago, I did something I have never done before: I set up a fake profile on this platform so that I could do some - you know - serious investigative journalism into the type of people that sign up for a platform that is advertising themselves in the way that they are. And some of what I saw was not shocking at all. Some of it was a little surprising. But I still think the biggest story of all is the way this platform is marketing itself, because it is terrifying. To me it is indicative of a growing fringe political movement that unfortunately, given our current political climate, our current administration, I think they have a lot of ways to insert themselves into more mainstream conservative politics in a way that does concern and alarm me.

Courtney: So with that, we are going to talk about Unjected. First of all, before we even get into the social media posts, their website alone, before you download the app, has a photo of a man and a woman sitting somewhere outside over a table holding hands together. I just need you, Royce, to look at the smile on this woman’s face, because I’m sure whoever put this photo on here thought, “Oh, this is a happy, aspirational couple. These are the kind of people we want to attract.” But if I saw a woman in public smiling like that and looking at a dude she was with, I would walk over and pretend to be a great friend who hasn’t seen her in a long time.

Royce: Yeah, there is a concerned look there.

Courtney: It looks like she’s trying to smile out of self-preservation. It looks like she’s trying to find how to get away. This is the look of a woman that needs a third person to get her the fuck away from this man.

Royce: It’s funny because the man in this image is– his face is aligned with his body, which is almost perpendicular to the camera, like he’s looking directly at her. She is turned more towards the camera.

Courtney: Mm-hmm. Yeah, it’s unsettling. But underneath this photo, it bills itself as the world’s first unvaccinated platform. “Love, friendship, and community connection since 2021. Our mission: Unjected is built on creating health conscious relationships with those who share like-minded values and the convictions to remain unvaccinated. Authenticity, real profiles, real connections.” And then they have, you know, a series of five star only reviews that are definitely not fake.

Royce: I was just trying to do some preemptive research to see if there were any numbers about their actual consumer base or like the number of people using, because I was wondering just how bot heavy was this. And I think it was funny that the first article I found was titled: “Is anyone surprised that this anti-vax dating site was hacked?”

Courtney: Fantastic. So these reviews, five star review: “Thank you. I went on a fantastic first date with a beautiful and brainy unjected yesterday. We met on the app after we both lost our partners to the jab.” What consumer is calling themselves and their presumed new girlfriend an unjected? This is within the branding of the site. Nobody does that.

Royce: That was written by the marketing team, yeah.

Courtney: And then these two really crack me up, because– Well, it’s actually three. Two of them are exactly the same. Five star review: “It’s very good. It’s a very good app. It’s a key to find new and better ways for folks like us to live. I come here to find words of encouragement and support.” That one’s duplicated, so they’ve got that same thing twice, side by side. But then they’ve got another one which isn’t fully duplicated or triplicated. Five star review: “Thankful for this. It’s more than an app. It’s a key to find new and better ways for folks like us to live. I come here to find words of encouragement and support.”

Royce: Do all of these quotes have, like, an attribution line, like from this user?

Courtney: No.

Royce: Okay.

Courtney: The only thing that changed was the first sentence. One says it’s very good, no, two say it’s very good and then one says it’s more than an app. Frequently asked questions right on the homepage: “Is Unjected a dating app? Yes and more. Unjeced was designed for love, friendship and community. Curate your experience based on what you’re looking for.” Yes, they did miss a T in that word. In the response it says Unjeced. “How do you make sure members are unvaccinated? Since the beginning, Unjected has believed the healthiest relationships have a foundation of trust and we have operated on an honor system. However, for our members who want the most safety and security in choosing their future partner, we recommend our - quote - Unjected Verified Upgrade. Unjected verified members attest to their unvaccination by affidavit.”

Royce: When you created a fake profile, did you read this affidavit?

Courtney: No. No, I did not.

Royce: Was there one?

Courtney: Well, no, I wasn’t going to pay for an Unjected Verified Upgrade so that I could sign an affidavit saying no. I’m going off of the honor system here, because they believe that relationships are built on trust, so if someone says they’re unvaccinated, you should trust them.

Royce: I was looking down and I missed the verified paid membership version. So you can pay to sign a legal document.

Courtney: Yup. “Is it just for COVID-19 unvaccinated, or all vaccines? While we do not support vaccination of any kind, Unjected is specifically tailored for COVID-19 unvaccinated or any mRNA-based injection.” And then at the bottom, in very large print, it just says: “Find love and connection without being called a - quote - conspiracy theorist.”

Royce: This article I’m reading about them getting hacked because they had some pretty glaring security flaws, did have a line in here that says there was at least an earlier quote on the website – I don’t know if it’s still there – that says it has features to help you find love with mRNA free partners.

Courtney: Yeah.

Royce: Which is impossible.

Courtney: It’s so baffling. Like right now as I look on the site again, their merch store is down. I don’t know if this is part of whatever hacking happened.

Royce: I mean.

Courtney: But luckily I popped into their merch store several times this year just to see what was going on, and we are gonna talk about some of the things that they were selling.

Royce: The hacking was three years ago.

Courtney: Oh, it was a while ago.

Royce: And I mean, supposedly, the sites always had technical issues, but apparently their admin portal was publicly available. So if you could get into it you could modify the entire site.

Courtney: Oh great, that’s good to know. Yeah, so this says, “Join Unjected and the community of the healthiest critical thinkers on Earth.” The thing is about those healthy critical thinkers, I went out of my way to try to make my profile look as phony as I could. I did not reach out to anyone, I just wanted to look at other people’s profiles. But the number of guys who could not tell that my profile was so obviously fake…? Not the best critical thinkers.

Royce: What did you end up writing?

Courtney: Well, first of all, I didn’t verify myself, which they asked me to do a lot. Like, they wanted me to take, like, a live photo of myself to verify that it matched the ones that I uploaded. But–

Royce: Did you just, like, find some stock photography for photos?

Courtney: I found two of different people.

Royce: Oh!

Courtney: So, stock photo of a - you know - pretty white woman with curly hair, just like a headshot. And then one of just a torso with a t-shirt where you can kind of see curly hair just right at the top, before it cuts off with no face, and the t-shirt says ‘wokeness breads weakness’.

Royce: Okay.

Courtney: Not everybody caught that typo. A couple people in the DMs thought they were being real cute when they did catch the typo. We’re going to talk about that too. But I was distinctly not verified. I said: ethnicity white Caucasian; religion christian; politics conservative; education high school. About me: “Looking to get a beer with somebody who wears cowboy boots, loves steak and is not afraid to tell it like it is.” Way too many people liked that.

Royce: Was that the full extent of the profile? Like, is that how simple this is? I heard, I think, one of the C level people basically described it as Tinder for unvaccinated people.

Courtney: Pretty much.

Royce: So like, a couple of pictures and a sentence or two, like I’m imagining.

Courtney: It does the Tinder thing, where it just shows the photo and you swipe right or left, but you can click on someone’s name if you want to see a bigger profile where you can write something in a description box. And those are the only background and identity questions that I answered, but there were a lot more that were optional to answer. Like you could get into occupation. You could report your zodiac sign. All sorts of things like that, but it was an optional. And, again, like a lot of people may not have even been clicking on these profiles to see, because that’s not how it is. Now there’s also, like a weird – kid you not – like TikTok in here. There’s like a social platform for short videos that you can scroll through. Which is– I’ve never seen on a dating app yet.

Royce: Well, they’re trying to be a community.

Courtney: Yep, they are. I really thought for sure that anyone who looked at that profile for more than two seconds would not think that this is a real person. But oh boy, was I mistaken. I didn’t even respond to anyone who reached out to me, I just collected so many DMs.

Royce: I don’t think there was anything in that profile that would have keyed anyone off who was looking.

Courtney: The two photos? Who are different people, and one of them doesn’t even have a face?

Royce: I don’t think there was enough in the photo for people to easily recognize that they were two different people.

Courtney: Is my conservative satire too real? Because people were commenting on like–

Royce: It was believable.

Courtney: People were commenting on, like the steak and the cowboy boots. Like some people were like, “Hell yeah, baby, what kind of steak do you like?” And then one guy was very apologetic and was like, “I’m so sorry, I’ve never worn cowboy boots in my life. I hope that’s okay. But I wear my work boots. Did those count?” And sometimes this was what really confused me. I’d get responses from like much, much older men, and some of them were themselves trying to get to know her. Some of them were, like, “Good for you! Nice to see a real woman. I want to introduce you to my son.” Or like, “I’m sending a link to your profile to my son.” And it’s like, who are these men!?? Who are on this dating app looking for people for their son?

Courtney: I have never heard of this before. Of all the dating app site horror stories I’ve heard other people talk about, I have never heard that happen. And this happened a few times on this. So what is this culture? So, I will say we’ll talk about the politics of the people on here, from what I was able to observe. The biggest surprise flipping through profiles was like a profile I found of someone who did say that their politics were liberal, very unpopular choice on this website; his profile picture was like a picture of him with Jill Stein, and I was like, “Oh hello.”; and his bio was bragging about marching and taking the initiative to stand up for a free Palestine. And I was like, who are you? How, how did you get here, sir?

Royce: They accidentally wrapped around the other end of the horseshoe.

Courtney: Well, in a way that was unexpected, right? Because I found a couple like that before this person in particular that didn’t surprise me on that level. Because I did find some people who were, like, on the health food, natural, like, hippie food side of things that wrapped around too far to the other side. Like I definitely saw someone, a woman, who was very– Her profile was like: “I am a vegan, I work as a plant-based educator, I love health, I love fitness, I love boycotting Big Pharma.” What she put for politics was the reigning favorite answer for both genders, I saw men and women: not interested. That was by far and away the most common self-reported political option that I saw. Even though so many of them that even said not interested – in what they wrote in their bio – was so heavily conservative. It’s like have you gone so far past conservative into like outright Nazi that you just don’t even feel like conservative is strong enough? But I’m– I’m sure most of these people genuinely think they’re not interested in politics. But you cannot tell me that this is not inherently a political dating platform, more so than any of the other ones, I would say.

Royce: It is, but I think it’s complicated because a lot of this is coming out of the sort of anti-science, skeptic side of things. Which I believe has gotten really, really big in the past decade due to how social media, monetization and algorithms work. And a big part of it is that the current populist right wing has jumped onto that.

Courtney: Yeah, yes, it has. It’s unfortunate. So yeah, did see several people who were self reporting conservative. That was a lot more common than seeing liberal, but most common of all was not interested. And religion was an interesting one because it was overwhelmingly Christian and Catholic. With– I saw a good handful of Mormon and a few Jewish. But I saw very few like atheist/agnostic, a couple sprinkled in here and there, but not very many. But there were also a good deal of people that just said spiritual without saying an actual religion. So demographically that’s what was sort of going on there. But their options for when you’re setting up the basics, it asks what your sexual orientation is and the options are straight, gay and lesbian.

Royce: Okay. No– No bi.

Courtney: But then it asks who would you like to meet? Women, men, or “I’m open to dating everyone”. And so I put: straight, open to dating everyone. Checked men and women. And I think of the several weeks that I was casually just flipping through this, I think I saw one lesbian. But it fed me so many profiles of straight women who said they were only interested in dating men. So their platform was just so wrong. But yeah, the like four political options was: liberal, moderate, conservative or not interested. I don’t know if I saw a single moderate. If I did, it went right over my head because I saw a lot more not interested and then almost all conservative, with like one or two liberal after that.

Royce: My assumption is that anyone who considers themselves moderate probably never heard that this site existed.

Courtney: Could be.

Royce: This feels like something that you have to be fringe to be aware of or sign up for. Which I don’t have clear numbers on how many people this site actually had, particularly since some of the information was coming from 2022. Some information about the hack was being reposted in 2024. But I did see the thing that you always see with dating sites is the marketing representative vastly overstating how many active users they had.

Courtney: Yeah.

Royce: Compared to what the hacker saw in their database for an actual number of emails.

Courtney: Well, the first person to reach out after I created this profile is the founder of a site called, and I kid you not, Pureblood Registry.

Royce: So that is a different unaffiliated site? So they’re just using this site for marketing.

Courtney: Different unaffiliated site. Not only did the founder of this reach out to me and was like, “Hey, are you in such-and-so area? Would love to meet up.” But then, like, I clicked on his profile and it was like, “Oh, I’m the founder of such-and-so.” And so I looked it up. But then I actually did see legitimate, like, paid-for ads for this company. Because if you don’t pay for, like, whatever upgraded services they have – which I was not about to give them a cent, obviously – every like three or four profiles you flip through, it’ll give you an ad for something. So this company was also putting ads here. And they bill themselves as the world’s leading platform to connect with trustworthy COVID-19-free blood.

Royce: I was seeing headlines for blood donors and fertility clinics that were both unvaccinated that are associated.

Courtney: Yep, they say they have safe blood for emergencies and planned medical procedures. I think it’s interesting that they say COVID-19-free blood, because they clearly mean vaccine-free blood.

Royce: Yeah, I’m willing to bet that there are COVID-19 antibodies in a lot of this blood.

Courtney: Yep, I bet. And the thing that upsets me so much about this, like, talk about inflated numbers. I don’t know if there’s anywhere that they’re trying to report their numbers for this, like dating app sites frequently do. But not only does it just seem so suspicious to use the phrase pure blood in just any context. Can we agree on that? This phrase should not ever be used. But I feel like anyone who has gone down this rabbit hole and is so afraid for their own health that they think that they legitimately cannot trust a blood transfusion from a hospital if they need it in an emergency, so they pay, potentially, $1,000 to become a member of this… How many people are actually in this registry? How many people are actually close enough to you that, if you have an emergency, someone’s going to, you know, get an email real quick? And, “Oh, someone who’s a member of this thing needs a quick blood transfusion. Let me pop down and donate right now.”

Courtney: Like this could legitimately put people in harm’s way. But they’re trying to scare people saying, “Why should you sign up and protect yourself today? Well, over the past two years, there’s been a concerning trend where hospital staff have been deliberately delaying and misleading patients who request unvaccinated blood transfusions.” Which– There in that FAQ, they say unvaccinated blood transfusions, but way at the top it just says COVID-free blood transfusions too. So that also feels very misleading.

Courtney: [reading] “How do I know if someone is actually unvaccinated? Every member is required to fill out the registration form, which includes a legal statement clarifying that intentional harm to others may result in legal liability. Currently, there is no commercially available test to ascertain an individual’s COVID-19 vaccine status. However, we strongly recommend that our patients engage in a brief phone call with potential donors to assess their honesty and exercise discretion when choosing members to receive donations from.”

Courtney: You can pay us money to fill out an affidavit. Then it says, “I regret taking the vaccination. Can I still become a member? Certainly, we firmly believe that every individual deserves access to the highest quality healthcare. While you may not be eligible to donate to other members, rest assured that you are fully entitled to receive donations to support your needs.” So, Royce, you know some things about data protection, cybersecurity. I just want to read this response in the FAQ so you can tell me how silly it is or is not.

Royce: And this is Unjected. This is the–

Courtney: Pure Blood.

Royce: This is the– yeah, the blood site. Okay.

Courtney: [reading] “What about my private information? I don’t want to be listed on a registry which can be hacked by government entities. We appreciate your concern and want to emphasize that we are fully committed to safeguarding your data. We take proactive measures to prevent any compromise. Our approach includes regular removal of new member information from cloud storage on a weekly basis and the storage of our database on secure external hard drives. As a Patriot-owned business, we are unwavering in our commitment to protecting your data and will not yield to any attempts by corrupt government entities to access it. Furthermore, we respect your privacy and offer the option to use an alias name and create a new email address, if you prefer. The accuracy of your phone number is crucial so that we can reach out to you promptly if a patient in your area urgently requires a donation. It is important to be aware that, through various means, the government can determine the vaccination status of individuals by a simple process of elimination.” So something about all that feels weird to me, but I don’t actually know what proper data security protocols are.

Royce: The weekly removal of data seems weird. So, like sites that really care about consumer privacy, like VPNs, for example, like their whole deal is no information. There are standards that companies like that will use for as minimal retained information as possible. Ideally, you’re hitting zero. My guess is– Well, they’re saying they already have– they have some amount of account information. They have a phone number and they have something that you’re logging into that exists. They’re saying that you can use non-government names. That’s at least a little bit anonymous. But if a hacker figures out what piece of information you’re using to log in, chances are you’re using that to log in somewhere else as well. So there’s– there’s information there that you can be tied to.

Royce: The only thing I can think of is that they’re outputting regular logs and sanitizing those logs weekly. Because I don’t know what other data they’re actually– they could have that would need to be scrubbed. It seems kind of weird. A lot of companies just kind of have basically the marketing PR version of a security statement and who knows how well they actually enforce any of that. I tried to do a quick search to see if there were any data breaches at this point in time. I haven’t seen one. But yeah, my advice to anyone who is that concerned about their data being stolen is don’t sign up for a service where you’re expected to get a phone call.

Courtney: [laughs] Yeah, this site just horrified me so much. And it gets worse when you see them advertising on the site that they do. Because I haven’t even gotten into Unjected social media advertising yet, but when you pair the two together it’s really something horrific. But last note on this Pureblood Registry itself they’re telling people that because hospitals have different policies about accepting direct transfusions, they specifically recommend refraining from discussing COVID-19, spike protein, or mRNA concerns with their doctor when you need a potential donation. They say, “Many hospitals maintain the viewpoint that the vaccines are safe and effective, and raising these topics might lead to a higher chance of being denied a safe transfusion.” So they’re like don’t tell your doctor you’re a conspiracy theorist, if you desperately need a blood transfusion. I guess just tell them you have a buddy down the road whose blood you want and hope someone actually is there to pick up the phone. So before we get into Unjected social media accounts, just since that was one of the ads I was seeing on this website, I’ve just got a quick list of some of the other really common ads I saw popping up. Like mushroom coffee, could be worse.

Royce: When you say mushroom coffee, are you meaning like reishi or lion’s mane or psilocybin?

Courtney: Probably the former.

Royce: Okay.

Courtney: It just said mushroom coffee but it was like a link to a coffee place.

Royce: Yeah, I was wondering because I’ve heard that there’s a huge interest in psychedelics amongst the tech bro culture.

Courtney: Oh well, you can’t like just buy that, can you?

Royce: I didn’t know– No. [Courtney laughs] I didn’t know if there were some like sanctuary cities, because I think there are some areas where it’s uh, decriminalized.

Courtney: Yeah, but no, I– I– That’s not what we’re talking about here.

Royce: Yeah. Well, the other thing is we were talking about general, like, health and wellness, unverified, unscientific things, and there’s a lot of ‘mushrooms will cure everything’ out there.

Courtney: Oh yeah, and that– that’s been like a growing fad diet food for a while. I mean, I think years ago we picked up some mushroom coffee at one of our Asian markets, just because– Before we started seeing all these like reishi drinks around. Like now– Now you see, those everywhere, but–

Royce: That was cordyceps, and we had played The Last Of Us recently.

Courtney: That was cordyceps. So, yes, we were like, “Let’s have the zombie mushroom coffee.” Man, remember when The Last Of Us was good for a second and not complicated and terrible? I have, I have so many new feelings. But this episode is not about The Last Of Us. This episode is about the fact that– I also saw an ad just for Ivermectin. Not surprising, but still disappointing.

Royce: Yeah, that is a well targeted advertisement.

Courtney: Yeah, I was so horrified. So I did catch COVID last year and with my health history, my doctor, like, immediately prescribed me Paxlovid. And my mother had a totally unrelated doctor’s appointment somewhere, and they asked her when she came in like, “Oh, do you have COVID or have you had any symptoms of COVID in the last X amount of time?” And she, assuming that that question was being asked like, “Oh, is there a chance you are sick right now? We’re - you know - monitoring for that or something.” She said, “No, but my daughter has COVID right now and I haven’t seen her for a little bit. So I don’t think there was any overlap.” But they were like, “Oh, just make sure to tell the doctor that when you see her.”

Courtney: And so my mom was like, all right, and told the doctor like, “Yeah, my daughter has COVID right now.” And without seeing me, without knowing me, this is not my doctor, she just proactively was like, “Great, I will write her a prescription for Ivermectin. Here’s the pharmacy, like an hour away that you have to go to to get it if you want it. Or I bought a whole bunch in bulk from India so you can just buy it direct from me if you’d rather go that route.” And I was like, what? She and I were both like, what the fuck?

Royce: For those outside of the US, if you’re confused, no, it is not standard practice to buy medicine directly from a doctor.

Courtney: But doctors here are so shady! They are so shady. I mean I’ve never bought, like, medicine directly from a doctor, but I knew it was shady the one time I saw a neurologist years ago who, like, tried to write me a prescription for something that I was confident that I did not actually have and that wasn’t what I was there to see, but they were trying to diagnose me with something. And I was like, “No, don’t think so, not a problem.” And they’re like, “Yes, yes, here, let us send you away with the doggy bag.” And they gave me like a free sample of pills for a neurological disorder that I was confident I did not have. And they were like, “If you like it, we can write you a prescription for more.”

Courtney: And I walked out and said what just happened? I did not take those pills, and I’m glad I didn’t, because then that doctor got prosecuted for pushing drugs in like an illegal kickback scheme. So no, they were not supposed to do that either. But yeah, scary stuff out there. There was also a company called The Wellness Company that had a lot of things advertised. Most regularly they were advertising their ultimate spike detox.

Royce: Detox is one of those words that should raise more red flags for people than I think it does.

Courtney: So this is apparently for people who have had a COVID-19 vaccine and regret it. Because they claim that their ultimate spike detox features a key enzyme that may help break down spike protein and disrupt its function. Spike protein is like the one thing that this crowd of people have really, really latched on to, as “This is dangerous. This is the buzzword. When we say spike protein that is what we’re trying to say to frighten and outrage you.”

Royce: Yeah, it’s spiky. Why would you want spikes in your body? They’re sharp and pointy. So this is outside of my area of expertise, I was just looking something up about spike proteins. I mean, obviously a spike detox is bullshit. This is snake oil. It’s a scam.

Courtney: Well, and the thing is, it’s a protein that’s basically derived from fermented soybeans, like that’s what their key enzyme is that they’re saying breaks down the spike protein. It comes from the Japanese food natto, which is made of boiled soybeans. And they’ve extracted this protein and said, “Here, take this, it will help undo the COVID-19 vaccine that you now regret taking.”

Royce: So was there a world where we could convince a lot of these anti-vaxxers to go vegan?

Courtney: No, there were so many people on here.

Royce: Just eat soybeans.

Courtney: There were so many people on here– And I’m not confused by this at all, I kind of expected this. So many people said they were on a carnivore diet.

Royce: Yeah, heavy overlap.

Courtney: So many people said they’re on the carnivore diet. So also imagine these people probably don’t even know what this enzyme is when they read it. This is not a common word. I had to look it up and I was like, “Oh, it’s literally–

Royce: Yeah.

Courtney: – a protein that comes from fermented soybeans.”

Royce: That’s it, they had to hide that in their marketing. Because this is– there is overlap with another community that thinks that, like, if you eat too much soy, it’s going to increase the estrogen in your body, or something like that.

Courtney: Yeah, yeah, there’s that. So, yeah, actually they’re– What they say their ultimate spike detox formula contains: selenium, turmeric root extract, black pepper fruit extract, bromelain from pineapple stem, – the enzyme I was talking about not sure if I’m pronouncing this right – nattokinase, which is fermented soybeans, dandelion root extract, and black seed extract. Which is also really funny because I imagine a huge part of their consumer base is also way anti-seed oils right now.

Royce: Yeah.

Courtney: Because that’s growing in popularity.

Royce: Okay, so from what I’m reading, if I got this right, these spike proteins are just a part of the COVID virus.

Courtney: Yes.

Royce: So, vaccinated or infected by the virus itself, you’re going to have those spike proteins in your body and your immune system will break them down in a few weeks. Pineapple juice extract and whatever else that is isn’t going to do anything.

Courtney: Well, they sure say it will. And they also say it is so vital that you do not have this spike protein in your body. And the lengths to which they try to convince you of this on their social media is what we’re going to talk about next, because I can’t stop thinking about it. Like it’s effective marketing by that standard that it’s the most horrific thing I have seen advertised as a service this year. And that’s really saying something. But oh boy, the very first thing I think I ever saw from them seemed silly but mild compared to everything that came after. Because it was a picture of two people wearing surgical masks, with their like masks pressed against each other, and one said, “French kiss me, baby.” And the other says, “I’m trying.” And their caption was: “If you want this, go to Bumble and use a pronoun.” I just really, like, use a pronoun, actually. “Oh, use a pronoun!”

Courtney: But then I was like, what is this site? I went to the website. I saw their home page, I went to their merch store and went, “Oh, there’s a bigger story here.” And then I started paying more attention to their social media posts. And I still have to understand what this culture is, because it seems like exactly the kind of guy who are like these older guys reaching out to this profile, being like, “I’m gonna tell my son about you.” But this is so creepy. They shared a post from some random guy that has a picture of two teenage boys, presumably minors, because he says, “My boys are unvaccinated, they’re doing great, never sick, never miss a day of school. They’ll be looking for a partner who’s unvaccinated too, both well over six feet tall and coming onto the market over the next couple of years. Form an orderly queue.” Gross. Don’t do that!

Royce: So this does make me wonder. I mean, the sort of arranged marriage culture is a fundamentally conservative thing. I wonder if some of these are a case of, well, the parents have just gone off the deep end and they don’t– They’re afraid that their children are in a completely different sphere of theirs and are worried about their safety, or are– Not in this case because we’re talking about children, but in the other case of like, “I’m gonna send my son your profile.” Like, is this an adult kid of this parent who is actually firmly grounded in reality, that is just occasionally getting a text from their dad, like, to this weird dating site about unvaccinated people…?

Courtney: Yeah, I’ve gotta know. I’ve gotta know. It’s so strange. So you’ve got all these dads like this trying to hook their sons up, who are not even legally able to be hooked up yet, with unvaccinated women. But then they’re doing this like we’re getting deeply into eugenics here. But they start talking about how people who have gotten the COVID-19 vaccine are gene-edited and genetically modified human organisms, which, by medical textbook definition, is no longer a biological human. And then I mean, if you listen to our podcast, you probably aren’t surprised where this is going. It all comes down to eugenic procreation. Because these people talk about like, oh, this site is great for people who want to make babies without a genetically modified partner. And people who say, “No spike protein pussy for me.” Oh, I hate that word. Oh, I hate that word! The things I do for this podcast.

Courtney: And of course, they’ve got a lot of photos of just, like, women’s asses, like women in skimpy underwear facing away from the camera all over, saying things like, “Nothing beats an unvexed peach.” And all these sexualized images being like, “Only two genders here.” But that’s like– that’s baseline conservative, right. We have to get so much worse than that because we are Unjected. We want to date without people calling us conspiracy theorists, which is– [sighs] I find it so funny that that’s right on their homepage. Like, “A place you can date without being called a - quote - conspiracy theorist.” Because you know what people have that problem when they’re trying to date? Conspiracy theorists. People who aren’t conspiracy theorists probably aren’t struggling to find a way to date people without their dates calling them conspiracy theorists. So they link to a story about how, apparently, oral sex is fueling an epidemic of throat cancers, and they add their own commentary saying it’s because of spiked sperm. That’s what’s causing throat cancer.

Royce: They sure it’s not HPV? I think it’s HPV. I think that’s why.

Courtney: It’s probably HPV. I hear there’s a vaccination for that. But no, it’s the spiked sperm. Also talking about sperm as if it’s punch that, like, a ne’er-do-well teenager added like a little alcohol to on prom night. But then they’re sharing these stories about how long COVID isn’t a thing. Long COVID is just people suffering from mRNA vaccine injury. Which is not a thing. But they take it a step further and call it – I kid you not – they’re calling it VAIDS, V-AIDS. Vaccine Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.

Courtney: They’re trying to bring back the scare tactics of the AIDS pandemic and taking it so far as to say that this can also be acquired if you are an unvaccinated person who has intimate relations with someone who is vaccinated. They’re saying you can contract VAIDS by having sex with someone who’s been vaccinated. So this Unjected website is, on their social media platform, saying, “Do not get VAIDS by choosing unsafe partners. These technologies spread in all bodily fluids. Sweat, saliva, vaginal fluid, semen, breast milk, blood and even exosomes.” And then, of course, they use the “Don’t choose unsafe partners because the future of humanity relies on it.” And so what do they do with this information? Well, of course they start selling unvaxxed sperm certificates. Literally, in their store, you could buy a certificate from the Unjected Institute of Freedom that says unvaxxed sperm certificate.

Royce: I guess the certificate’s better than– My head was still around merch and I thought you’re gonna say a t-shirt.

Courtney: No, it literally says: “On recommendation of the Faculty, The Board of Critical Thinking confers upon the owner of this certificate the honorary title of Unvaxed Legend with Intact DNA. With all the rights, responsibilities, and privileges to continue humanity. Granted under the seal of the Institute from this day forth: be fruitful and multiply.” Could you imagine meeting someone in the wild, like not on this website, and they - like - ask you back to their apartment, and you just like see that on the wall?

Royce: It’s just framed [Courtney laughs] in their living room.

Courtney: But yeah, and of course they were also selling like baby onesies that said things like Unjected, intact DNA. And the reason why this is so terrifying is because they’re also sharing the more mainstream things you hear, like vaccines cause autism, which has been debunked time and time again. But they’re sharing those things, they’re pulling those people in, they’re sharing things from RFK Jr agreeing heavily with him, who is in a state of authority right now, unfortunately. And then they’re getting all of the ‘be fruitful and multiply’ brand Christians and the– probably a fair number of pronatalists about how you need to be fruitful, you need to multiply, you need to have the right kind of babies with the right kind of people for the sake of humanity.

Courtney: And then they have this meme of like one girl whispering into another girl’s ear and they look, like, just shocked and delighted and gossipy, and it just says: “I heard he has unvaccinated sperm.” And they say, “Only on Unjected, where a 5 becomes a 10.” So I kind of feel like they’re also trying to get the like incel side of the manosphere people by being like, no, no, no, the chicks over on this platform are going to inherently think you’re sexier by nature of the fact that you are self reporting that you have not been vaccinated. And then they’re sharing, like, clips from podcasts, I guess, of people saying that just by having sex with a vaccinated person, there are people who are having strokes, becoming fully paralyzed and even dying. And claiming that this is not just anecdotal, this is not us being hypochondriacs. This is real. I hear about it literally every single day. Every single day I’m hearing about a new person who has died from having sex with a vaccinated person!

Courtney: And then that must have been popular enough for the crowd that they were targeting because they just kept doubling down on this future of humanity nonsense. Just Unjected babies from Unjected partners will literally be the future of humanity. So you also know, with all of this multiply, have the right kind of babies, future of humanity rhetoric, they’re also very clearly getting the neo-Nazis. And it’s funny how much like conspiracy theorists spaghetti they throw against the wall just to see what sticks. Because they’ve got the vaccines cause autism. They’ve got the oh spike protein is going to cause cancer. You can die or become paralyzed or have a stroke or get blood clots if you have sex with someone who’s had the vaccine. I saw a post that was saying that all sperm are being replaced with the spike protein.

Courtney: So, like, I guess anyone who’s ever had the vaccine is just completely infertile now because they don’t have sperm, they just have spike proteins. But then they’re like oh, it’s for women too. Did you know that the COVID-19 vaccines actually destroy over 60% of a woman’s non renewable egg supply? And I have to know, like, how does the vaccine know to kill 60% of what’s already there? Like, is that at any age with any egg count, like 60% is just going to get Thanos snapped away?

Royce: You can’t think about conspiracy theories. That’s not how this works.

Courtney: But it is truly amazing how many things they’ll say or they’ll be like it will make you literally not a human. You are literally not a human anymore if you have had this shot. So it’s like they can’t even pick one. It’s just all of these things at exactly the same time. So it’s all horrifying and a mess. We don’t have that much more time for today, but I will say just like flip through a couple of the standard profiles. I saw another thing which I actually mentioned this to you the first night I downloaded it: shockingly high number of men who are all over 6’.

Royce: Yeah, of course it is.

Courtney: Statistically improbable.

Royce: Yeah, there’s– That is a very common exaggerated number. It’s interesting to see how that has risen, because it used to be six exactly and now you see more people saying over, as if six exactly has gotten too common. It’s too–

Courtney: It’s suspicious.

Royce: Well, it’s oversaturated. So many people are saying they’re six feet that you have to say over if people are expecting that you’re exaggerating.

Courtney: Yeah, suspiciously high number of over six foot men. I’m surprised they haven’t alleged – unless they have, and I just haven’t seen it – that taking the vaccine makes you shorter. It just, like, takes away three inches of your height. So we had one profile here, christian, white, straight man looking for marriage, six foot one, bragging in bio that he is permanently banned from Facebook and Instagram for exposing evil with truth– truth, comedy and criticism. Also now permanently banned from Twitter, Tinder, Upward, Plenty of Fish, and Match. Bragging that he was the mod of an official Flat Earth and Globe Discussion Facebook group which got banned in 2021.

Royce: I was gonna say I feel like it’s hard to get banned from Twitter nowadays.

Courtney: Yeah, I wonder when he was banned and if he still is. Not hat I care. I think everyone should leave Twitter actually. But he is a Bible-believing Christian. He knows that we live on a flat earth, provable with science, like it says so in the Bible. And he’s not a fake Christian like the 99% out there. We’ve got a white Mormon conservative. Profession pharmacy? In the bio says, “I am a farm tech, but I despise the industry.” That’s a choice. Do you work at one of the pharmacies where you’re also actually giving the COVID-19 shot to people on a daily basis? Also, “I have three younger sisters equals three new friends for you,” which is presumptive. We have some women who say that they are aspiring housewives who are willing to try anything once, wink. Christian, Virgo, conservative, profession scientist, employment unemployed.

Courtney: This one was just so much. I’m not even going to read the whole thing because I think the first two sentences tell you everything: “Seeking a man of God with the innocence of a child and the strength of a king reflecting the heart of Jesus. Together, let us embark on an exhilarating journey to be fruitful, multiply, and walk in our God-given dominion. All of the glory of his kingdom and to bless his holy name.” Is it possible for the same human to have the innocence of a child and the strength of a king reflecting the heart of Jesus? Are those compatible with one another?

Royce: They’re asking for a lot.

Courtney: Women have such impossible standards these days! I did see someone, too, on here who, as a conservative Christian, was also like, “I spend my days designing renewable energy tech to save the planet. No biggie.” As, like, is that gonna land with anyone in this audience? There’s like a big anti-renewable energy push right now. But yeah, then we got someone here: “You already have my respect for being smart enough to not inject yourself with poison over a - quote - virus that does not exist.” And it’s always so funny when you see something like this. Where they’re– they say politics not interested, but then their bio says #Q #Trump2020. In what world! Also a white Christian. I saw a lot of white Christians with posts like that. Hashtag not all white Christians, [whispers] but usually white Christians. Here’s a guy who decided the best way to do a bio is just to do a list of fun facts. So I’ll let you adjudicate this. Royce, tell me if these facts are in fact fun. Number one: “I didn’t wear a mask, test, or take the COVID-1984 injection.” Fun fact or not fun fact?

Royce: Not fun. I do wonder if that person has actually read 1984.

Courtney: A lot of people who quote it haven’t. Next fun fact: “I don’t shower in city water.”

Royce: Does that just mean you live outside the city or that you just don’t shower?

Courtney: What kind of water does he shower in?

Royce: I mean it’s either well water or dude jumps in the river.

Courtney: It’s an unusual fact. I don’t think it’s fun. [reading] “I don’t suffer for low testosterone.” And, “Committed to always being in shape, so only a ripped future dad bod over here.” I don’t think any of those facts are fun, but I do find it interesting that someone who doesn’t shower in city water and didn’t take the COVID-1984 injection says they’re not interested in politics. But he is an entrepreneur. Didn’t say of what, which to me is always a red flag. But yeah, the couple of people who noticed the shirt was wrong, that says “Wokeness breads weakness.” I guess I don’t know what I expected. I thought surely they will see this and think this is not a real person. But no, instead I just got people saying, “That’s pretty funny. Maybe we could bread a few times.” No! Stop it! Stop it Unjected men.

Courtney: So that’s it. That’s the story of my dark descent into Unjected. And now I can delete this gnome-forsaken app off of my phone for good and hopefully, hopefully, never think about it again. Wouldn’t that be nice? I think so.

Courtney: So, on that note, that will bring us to our featured MarketplACE vendor of the week. Today we are giving a big shout out to The Book Sanctum: autistic, asexual, sharing their love of reading through t-shirts, mugs, stationery and many other things. And there are some very good designs here. If you’re looking for some Ace Pride merch, there is a ‘This Ace Needs Space’ with a Pride flag colored UFO beaming a person up. Presumably one named Scotty, and then a lot of great writing and reading relating merch. A very cute stack of books, very dark academia vibes, has a skull on top. Very good stuff for the book lovers amongst us. I got one of these dark academia stacks myself. I think it’s very cute. So, as always, links to find our MarketplACE vendor are going to be in the description box on YouTube and the show notes on our website.

Courtney: Hopefully, doing just a little bit of shopping from a wonderful ace business owner can help cleanse our palate of the horrors that are the Unjected unvaxxed sperm certificates. I just cannot. It’s the worst piece of merchandise I’ve ever seen in my life. Hands down. Do not go to that dark, dark place. Shop our MarketplACE instead. So that’s all we’ve got for today. We will talk to you all next time.